Melvin’s aunt: Maria, quieres una fria? (Mary, do you want a cold one? [beer])

Me: No, no estoy fria. (No, I’m not cold.)

Melvin and his entire extended family: AHAHAHA!

Melvin’s aunt: Pasame una fria? (Pass me a cold one?)

Me: No gracias. (No thanks.) I’m full.

Melvin and his family: AHAHAHAHA!