Melvin’s aunt: Maria, quieres una fria? (Mary, do you want a cold one? [beer])
Me: No, no estoy fria. (No, I’m not cold.)
Melvin and his entire extended family: AHAHAHA!
Melvin’s aunt: Pasame una fria? (Pass me a cold one?)
Me: No gracias. (No thanks.) I’m full.
Melvin and his family: AHAHAHAHA!